The purpose of this website, sayonarapests.com (the “Site”), owned and operated by Sayonarapests.com, is to provide entertainment and instructions for getting rid of a variety of undesired and deleterious things.

Please read these terms of service (“Agreement”) carefully before using the Site or any services provided on the Site (collectively, “Services”). By using or accessing the Services, you agree to become bound by all the terms and conditions of this Agreement.

If you do not agree to all the terms and conditions of this Agreement, you may not use the Services. The Services are accessed by You (“Subscriber” or “You”) under the following terms and conditions:


Subject to the terms and conditions of this Agreement, Sayonarapests.com may offer to provide the Services, as described more fully on the Site, and which are selected by Subscriber, solely for Subscriber’s own use, and not for the use or benefit of any third party. Services shall include, but not be limited to, any services Sayonarapests.com performs for Subscriber and the offering of any Content (as defined below) on the Site.

Sayonarapests.com may change, suspend or discontinue the Services at any time, including the availability of any feature, database, or Content. Sayonarapests.com may also limit certain features and services or restrict Subscriber’s access to parts or all of the Services without notice or liability.

Sayonarapests.com reserves the right, at its discretion, to modify these Terms of Service at any time by posting revised Terms of Service on the Site and by providing notice via e-mail, where possible, or on the Site.

Subscriber shall be responsible for reviewing and becoming familiar with any such modifications. Use of the Services by Subscriber following such modification constitutes Subscriber’s acceptance of the terms and conditions of this Agreement as modified.

Subscriber certifies to Sayonarapests.com that if Subscriber is an individual (i.e., not a corporate entity), Subscriber is at least 13 years of age. No one under the age of 13 may provide personal information to or on Sayonarapests.com (including, for example, a name, address, telephone number or email address). Subscriber also certifies that it is legally permitted to use the Services and access the Site and takes full responsibility for the selection and use of the Services and access of the Site.

This Agreement is void where prohibited by law, and the right to access the Site is revoked in such jurisdictions. Sayonarapests.com makes no claim that the Site may be lawfully viewed or that Content may be downloaded outside of the United States.

Access to the Content may not be legal by certain persons or countries. If You access the Site from outside the United States, You do so at Your own risk, and You are responsible for compliance with the laws of Your jurisdiction.

Sayonarapests.com will use reasonable efforts to ensure that the Site and Services are available twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. However, there will be occasions when the Site and/or Services are interrupted for maintenance, upgrades and repairs or due to telecommunications links and equipment failure.

Sayonarapests.com will take every reasonable step to minimize such disruption where it is within Sayonarapests.com’s reasonable control.

You agree that neither Sayonarapests.com nor the Site will be liable in any event to you or any other party for any suspension, modification, discontinuance or lack of availability of the Site, your Subscriber Content or other Content.

Sayonarapests.com retains the right to create limits on use and storage at its sole discretion at any time, with or without notice.

Subscriber shall be responsible for obtaining and maintaining any equipment or ancillary services needed to connect to, access the Site or otherwise use the Services, including, without limitation, modems, hardware, software, and long-distance or local telephone service. Subscriber shall ensure that such equipment or ancillary services are compatible.


The Site and its contents are intended solely for Sayonarapests.com Subscribers and may only be used per the terms of this Agreement.

All materials displayed or performed on the Site, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, tools, photographs, images, illustrations, software or source code, audio and video, animations and themes (collectively, “Content”) (other than Content posted by Subscriber (“Subscriber Content”)) are the property of Sayonarapests.com and/or third parties and are protected by the United States and international copyright laws.

All trademarks, service marks, and trade names are proprietary to Sayonarapests.com and/or third parties. Subscriber shall abide by all copyright notices, information, and restrictions contained in any Content accessed through the Services.

The Site is protected by copyright as a collective work and/or compilation under U.S. copyright laws, international conventions, and other copyright laws. Other than as expressly outlined in this Agreement, Subscriber may not copy, modify, publish, transmit, upload, participate in the transfer or sale of, reproduce (except as provided in this Section), create derivative works based on, distribute, perform, display, or in any way exploit, any of the Content, software, materials, or Services in whole or in part.

Subscriber may download or copy the Content, and other items displayed on the Site for download for personal use only, provided that Subscriber maintains all copyright and other notices contained in such Content.

Downloading, copying, or storing any Content for other than personal, noncommercial use is expressly prohibited without prior written permission from Sayonarapests.com or from the copyright holder identified in such Content’s copyright notice.

In the event You download software from the Site, the software, including any files, images incorporated in or generated by the software, and the data accompanying the software (collectively, the “Software”) is licensed to You by Sayonarapests.com or third-party licensors for Your personal, noncommercial use. No title to the Software shall be transferred to You. You may own the Subscriber Content on which the Software is recorded, but Sayonarapests.com or third-party licensors retain full and complete title to the Software and all intellectual property rights therein.


Subscriber shall own all Subscriber Content that Subscriber contributes to the Site, but hereby grants and agrees to grant Sayonarapests.com a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free, transferable right and license (with the right to sublicense) to use, copy, cache, publish, display, distribute, modify, create derivative works and store such Subscriber Content and to allow others to do so (“Content License”) to provide the Services.

On termination of Subscriber’s membership to the Site and use of the Services, Sayonarapests.com shall make all reasonable efforts to promptly remove from the Site and cease use of the Subscriber Content; however, Subscriber recognizes and agrees that caching of or references to the Subscriber Content may not be immediately removed. Subscriber warrants represent and agree Subscriber has the right to grant Sayonarapests.com and the Site the rights set forth above.

Subscriber represents, warrants, and agrees that it will not contribute any Subscriber Content that (a) infringes, violates or otherwise interferes with any copyright or trademark of another party, (b) reveals any trade secret unless Subscriber owns the trade secret or has the owner’s permission to post it, (c) infringes any intellectual property right of another or the privacy or publicity rights of another, (d) is libellous, defamatory, abusive, threatening, harassing, hateful, offensive or otherwise violates any law or right of any third party, (e) contains a virus, trojan horse, worm, time bomb or other computer programming routine or engine that is intended to damage, detrimentally interfere with, surreptitiously intercept or expropriate any system, data or information, or (f) remains posted after Subscriber has been notified that such Subscriber Content violates any of sections (a) to (e) of this sentence.

Sayonarapests.com reserves the right to remove any Subscriber Content from the Site, suspend or terminate Subscriber’s right to use the Services at any time, or pursue any other remedy or relief available to Sayonarapests.com and/or the Site under equity or law, for any reason (including, but not limited to, upon receipt of claims or allegations from third parties or authorities relating to such Subscriber Content or if Sayonarapests.com is concerned that Subscriber may have breached the immediately preceding sentence), or for no reason at all.


Subscriber is responsible for all of its activity in connection with the Services and accessing the Site. Any fraudulent, abusive, or otherwise illegal activity or any use of the Services or Content in violation of this Agreement may be grounds for termination of Subscriber’s right to Services or to access the Site.

Subscriber may not post, transmit, or cause to be posted or transmitted any communication or solicitation designed or intended to obtain password, account, or private information from any Sayonarapests.com user.

Use of the Site or Services to violate the security of any computer network, crack passwords or security encryption codes, transfer or store illegal material deemed threatening or obscene, or engage in any kind of illegal activity is expressly prohibited.

Under no circumstances will Subscriber use the Site or the Service to (a) send unsolicited e-mails, bulk mail, spam or other materials to users of the Site or any other individual, (b) harass, threaten, stalk or abuse any person or party, including other users of the Site, (c) create a false identity or to impersonate another person, or (d) post any false, inaccurate or incomplete material or delete or revise any material that you did not post.


The Service and the Site contain various individuals’ and organisations’ information, facts, and opinions. The Content is intended to be used for informational and entertainment purposes only. You use the Site and Content at your own risk.

No assurance can be given that the advice on the Site will always include the most recent findings or developments concerning the particular material.

Sayonarapests.com strongly urges you to consult a professional or another authority in the appropriate field before using any content. Always consult your primary care physician for any medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment before undertaking a new diet or exercise plan.

Sayonarapests.com has no special relationship with or fiduciary duty to the Subscriber.

Subscriber acknowledges that Sayonarapests.com has no control over and no duty to take any action regarding which users gain access to the Site; what Content Subscriber accesses via the Site; what effects the Content may have on Subscriber; how Subscriber may interpret or use the Content; or what actions Subscriber may take as a result of having been exposed to the Content. Much of the Site’s Content is provided by and is the responsibility of the user or subscriber who posted the Content.

Although Sayonarapests.com strives to maintain high standards for the Site, Sayonarapests.com is under no obligation to regularly monitor the accuracy or reliability of Subscriber Content appearing on the Site and takes no responsibility for such Content.

Subscriber releases Sayonarapests.com from all liability for Subscriber having acquired or not acquired Content through the Site. The Site may contain or direct Subscriber to sites containing information that some people may find offensive or inappropriate.

Sayonarapests.com makes no representations concerning any content contained in or accessed through the Site, and Sayonarapests.com will not be responsible or liable for the accuracy, copyright compliance, legality or decency of material contained in or accessed through the Site.

Although Sayonarapests.com and the Site will make reasonable efforts to store and preserve the material residing on the Site, neither SPM nor the Site is responsible or liable in any way for the failure to store, preserve or access Subscriber Content.

The Services, Content, Site and any Software are provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis, without warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including, without limitation, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose or non-infringement. Sayonarapests.com makes no representations or warranties of any kind concerning the Site, the Services, including any representation or warranty that the use of the Site or Services will (a) be timely, uninterrupted or error-free or operate in combination with any other hardware, software, system or data, (b) meet your requirements or expectations, (c) be free from errors or that defects will be corrected, (d) be free of viruses or other harmful components.

To the fullest extent allowed by law, Sayonarapests.com disclaims any liability or responsibility for the accuracy, reliability, availability, completeness, legality or operability of the material or services provided on this Site. By using this Site, you acknowledge that Sayonarapests.com is not responsible or liable for any harm resulting from (1) use of the Site; (2) downloading information contained on the Site, including but not limited to downloads of content posted by subscribers; (3) unauthorized disclosure of images, information or data that results from the upload, download or storage of content posted by subscribers; (4) the temporary or permanent inability to access or retrieve any Subscriber Content from the Site, including, without limitation, harm caused by viruses, worms, trojan horses, or any similar contamination or destructive program.

Some states do not limit how long an implied warranty lasts, so the above limitations may not apply to Subscribers.


Users of the Site may gain access from the Site to third-party sites on the Internet through hypertext or other computer links. Third-party sites are not within the supervision or control of Sayonarapests.com or the Site.

Unless explicitly provided, neither Sayonarapests.com nor the Site make any representation or warranty whatsoever about any third party site linked to the Site or endorses the products or services offered on such site.

Sayonarapests.com and the Site disclaim: (a) all responsibility and liability for content on third-party websites and (b) any representations or warranties as to the security of any information (including, without limitation, credit card and other personal information) You might be requested to give any third party, and You hereby irrevocably waive any claim against the Site or Sayonarapests.com concerning such sites and third party content.

Sayonarapests.com participates in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.


To use some Services, Subscribers must register with Sayonarapests.com and select a password. Subscriber shall provide Sayonarapests.com with accurate, complete, and updated registration information, including Subscriber’s e-mail address. Failure to do so shall constitute a breach of this Agreement, which may immediately terminate Subscriber’s account. Subscriber shall be responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of Subscriber’s Sayonarapests.com password. Subscriber is solely responsible for any use of or action taken under Subscriber’s password and accepts full responsibility for all activity conducted through Subscriber’s account and agrees to and hereby releases the Site and Sayonarapests.com from any and all liability concerning such activity. Subscriber agrees to notify Sayonarapests.com immediately of any actual or suspected loss, theft, or unauthorized use of Subscriber’s account or password. The Site will take reasonable security precautions when using the internet, telephone or other means to transport data or other communications but expressly disclaims any and all liability for accessing such communications by unauthorized persons or entities.


Subscriber will indemnify and hold Sayonarapests.com, its directors, officers and employees harmless, including costs and attorneys’ fees, from any claim or demand made by any third party due to or arising out of Subscriber’s access to the Site, use of the Services, the violation of this Agreement by Subscriber, or the infringement by Subscriber, or any third party using the Subscriber’s account, of any intellectual property or another right of any person or entity.


In no event shall Sayonarapests.com, its directors, officers, shareholders, employees or members be liable concerning the Site or the Services for (a) any indirect, incidental, punitive, or consequential damages of any kind whatsoever; (b) damages for loss of use, profits, data, images, Subscriber Content or other intangibles; (c) damages for unauthorized use, non-performance of the Site, errors or omissions; or (d) damages related to downloading or posting Content. Some states do not allow the exclusion or limitation of incidental or consequential damages, so the above limitations and exclusions may not apply to Subscribers.


Either party may terminate the Services by notifying the other party. Sayonarapests.com may also terminate or suspend any and all Services and access to the Site immediately, without prior notice or liability, if Subscriber breaches any of the terms or conditions of this Agreement. Upon termination of Subscriber’s account, Subscriber’s right to use the Services, access the Site, and any Content will immediately cease. All provisions of this Agreement which should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, and limitations of liability. Termination of Your access to and use of the Site and the Services shall not relieve Subscriber of any obligations arising or accruing before such termination or limit any liability which Subscriber otherwise may have to Sayonarapests.com or the Site, including without limitation any indemnification obligations contained herein.


Please review our Privacy Policy, which governs the use of personal information on the Site and to which Subscriber agrees to be bound as a Site user.


This Agreement (including the Privacy Policy), as modified from time to time, constitutes the entire agreement between You, the Site and Sayonarapests.com concerning the subject matter hereof. This Agreement replaces all prior or contemporaneous understandings or agreements, written or oral, regarding the subject matter. The failure of either party to exercise in any respect any right provided for herein shall not be deemed a waiver of any further rights hereunder. Sayonarapests.com shall not be liable for any failure to perform its obligations hereunder where such failure results from any cause beyond Sayonarapests.com’s reasonable control, including, without limitation, mechanical, electronic or communications failure or degradation. Suppose any provision of this Agreement is unenforceable or invalid. In that case, that provision shall be limited or eliminated to the minimum extent necessary so that this Agreement shall otherwise remain in full force and effect and enforceable. This Agreement is not assignable, transferable or sublicensable by Subscriber except with Sayonarapests.com’s prior written consent. Sayonarapests.com may assign this Agreement in whole or in part at any time without Subscriber’s consent. This Agreement shall be governed by and construed following the laws of the state of Minnesota without regard to the conflict of laws or provisions thereof. No agency, partnership, joint venture, or employment is created as a result of this Agreement, and Subscriber has no authority to bind Sayonarapests.com in any respect whatsoever. Any notice to the Site that is required or permitted by this Agreement shall be in writing and shall be deemed effective upon receipt, when sent by confirmed e-mail or when delivered in person by nationally recognized overnight courier or mailed by first class, registered or certified mail, postage prepaid, to Saint Paul Media, Inc., 56 East Sixth Street #305, Saint Paul, MN 55101.


Sayonarapests.com has adopted the following policy toward copyright infringement concerning the Site per the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, a copy of which is located at http://www.loc.gov/copyright/legislation/dmca.pdf. The address of Sayonarapests.com’s Designated Agent for copyright takedown notices (“Designated Agent”) is listed below.


If You believe that content residing or accessible on the Site infringes a copyright, please send a notice of copyright infringement containing the following information to the Designated Agent at the address below:

  1. Identification of the work or material being infringed.
  2. Identification of the material claimed to be infringing, including its location, with sufficient detail so that SPM can find and verify its existence.
  3. Contact information about the notifying party (the Notifying Party), including name, address, telephone number and e-mail address.
  4. A statement that the Notifying Party believes that the material is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent or law.
  5. A statement made under penalty of perjury that the information provided in the notice is accurate and that the Notifying Party is authorized to make the complaint on behalf of the copyright owner.
  6. The Notifying Party’s physical or electronic signature.

After the Designated Agent receives the notification of an alleged infringement that meets all of the requirements above, Sayonarapests.com shall:

  1. Disable access to or remove material that it has a reasonable, good faith belief is copyrighted material that has been illegally copied and distributed by any subscriber to the Site.
  2. Sayonarapests.com will immediately notify the subscriber responsible for the allegedly infringing material (the Offending Subscriber) that it has removed or disabled access to the material.
  3. Sayonarapests.com reserves the right, at its discretion, to immediately terminate the account of any subscriber subject to repeated takedown notices.


A subscriber who believes they are the wrongful subject of a copyright takedown notice may file a counter notification with Sayonarapests.com by providing the following items in writing to the Designated Agent at the address below:

  1. The specific URLs of material that Sayonarapests.com has removed or to which Sayonarapests.com has disabled access.
  2. Subscriber’s name, address, telephone number, and email address.
  3. A statement that Subscriber consent to the jurisdiction of Federal District Court for the judicial district in which your address is located (or New York County, New York if your address is outside of the United States), and that Subscriber will accept service of process from the person who provided notification under subsection (c)(1)(C) or an agent of such person.
  4. The following statement: “I swear, under penalty of perjury, that I have a good faith belief that the material was removed or disabled as a result of a mistake or misidentification of the material to be removed or disabled.”
  5. Subscriber’s signature.

Upon receipt of a counterclaim, Sayonarapests.com will forward it to the party who submitted the original copyright infringement claim. The original complainant will have 10 days to notify us that he or she has filed legal action relating to the allegedly infringing material. If SPM does not receive such notification within 10 days, we may restore the material to the Site.